“ Hollywood likes to stratify, and being the +1 of a tv personality makes you pretty low on the list, but if you’ve just said hi to will ferrell, and he looked at you in some way that could be interpreted as “familiar”—largely because he’s kind, and you blurted something about him using “north american scum” in “stepbrothers”—you can basically walk into any room you want and take beer for the next 5 minutes. it’s like getting an invincibility pill in pac-man. You can feel the power start to blink after you cruise out with 4 beers from the 3rd dressing room, so you should probably head back to your friends and share the beers.
